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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Egyptian Series
Valley of the Kings
They
are off to the Valley of the Kings running as fast as they can run
with honey ahead by a nose. I overslept this morning and have to
jump into the clothes I wore yesterday and go without makeup.
Meanwhile, honey is chomping at the bit and raring to go -- to eat
breakfast, that is.
My stomach is cramping yet again. I'm sick for the third time. I
don't think I can make it to the starting gate, much less to the
track. My knees burn like fire, my feet still hurt from yesterday
and I'm ready to lie down and roll over.
Honey will have to run without me today. I would like to see the
Valley of the Kings, but this old nag is dropping out of the race.
It seems as if it will be one of the most strenuous tours yet. They
might as well shoot me and put me out of my misery.
We are supposed to go out again tonight, after the Valley trip is
over. I'm hoping there will not be a lot of rough cobblestones to
walk on I've not fallen down yet except for a couple of small
tumbles, like missing a rock and setting in the sand -- nothing that
would break a wrist or skin a knee. I've seen a couple of
other people take some pretty hard spills, but no one from our group
yet, fortunately.
After he returns, we check into a hotel and I get to hear all
about how I missed the best part of the entire trip. I figured he
would say that since it was the one I didn't go on. But you can only
do what you can do, and a nap did more for me than all the
tombs in Egypt.
After honey calms down some, we decide to take advantage of the
break and shop in the hotel bazaars instead of resting. There are
many shops and restaurants right in the hotel. It has an inner court
with balconies overlooking it and flowers growing over the rails,
very picturesque.
The guide tells us that everything is more expensive at the hotel
shops, but things seem cheap by American standards. So, I buy a
beautiful tote bag, a necklace, and a couple of inexpensive scarab
bracelets. A person could go crazy bargain shopping here.
In the hotel restaurant there are food bars with every food you can
imagine since they serve so many diverse people. Beans are a typical
breakfast for Egyptians, but Americans like their eggs, omelets, and
pancakes. There are many kinds of sweet rolls and cheeses. However,
there is no pork served in any hotel. The H1N1 virus was a good
excuse for the government to ban pork in the entire country. Muslims
don't eat any pork for religious reasons. They substitute beef or
chicken sausage.
The shop owners are all very friendly and say hello. Sometimes they
ask where you are from. Yesterday I told a shopkeeper I was
from America. He said, "Obama is a good man." I agreed,
"Yes, he is a good man." I had expected that they
would not like Americans here, but found this not to be the case.
My world is very different from the world here, but we have things
in common also. I wish more people could come here and meet the
people and experience the culture. Egyptians have learned a lot
about westerners from being under British rule for so long. All the
younger people know English because they learn it in school. Egypt
is our best friend in the Muslim world.
I have learned a lot about respect by observing their ways and
traditions and have learned to be more accepting of things that are different or
not understood. Our guide believes that there is much misconception
about Egypt and Muslims in the media. I hope it will become possible
for us to all get along. There is so much we can learn from each
other.
Later the male maid at the Luxor hotel came to clean the room. He
asks where I am from. When I tell him, I'm from Tennessee, he
says, "I'm from Luxor." Egyptians have a good sense
of humor and often make jokes.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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