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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life or anything else that  she finds amusing.

   She is seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport. She has written for  Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
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  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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Humor by Sheila Moss

Welcome to the website of Sheila Moss, Tennessee humorist and columnist, writing about the humor in everyday life before it gets away. Funny stuff happens to people all the time and they don't realize it. Sheila looks for humor in ordinary life and tells stories about the crazy things that happen to everyone. 

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The Emergency

It had been raining and storming most of the day. We needed rain, but we didn't need all the severe lightning and thunder. I was especially tired that evening and decided to retire early and get a little extra rest. I was soon in bed and in la-la land when a loud noise woke me up. I sat straight up in bed. It was not thunder; this was an alarm ringing. I thought it was the smoke alarm! The house is on FIRE! FULL STORY

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My refrigerator hates me! I curse the day I bought that thing. I had no choice, or at least not much of a choice. My ancient relic from prehistoric times had finally quit. I needed something new, and I needed it today. FULL STORY

 

 

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The Natchez Trace Trek

ďThis looks like fun,Ē Honey said, reading an email. ďDo you want to go on a tour?Ē It didnít sound like fun to me, a bus tour of the Tennessee section of the Natchez Trace. I knew what it would be, a busload of senior citizens, thatís what. FULL STORY

 

 

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The Smudging

Everyone deals with life's little disasters, domestic or otherwise. We may call it luck, karma, fate, juju, Godís will, destiny or a bad hair day.

Recently, I heard that cleansing your house of negative energy can be done by burning sage. FULL STORY

 

 

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The Credit Card Caper

If you read my column on a regular basis, you will recall that I was shopping for a pair of navy pants a few weeks ago and ended up buying everything else in the store, but no pants. Not easily discouraged, I decided to check out a different store.  FULL STORY

 

 

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Are You Dressing Your Age?

The fashion police are at it again. This time they want us to tell us how older women are supposed to dress to avoid seeming as if they are trying to look like a teenager. Do Medicare mamas really want to look as if they are still sweet 16?

Of course we do! FULL STORY

 

 

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The Pursuit for a Pair of Pants

Who would think finding a pair of women's navy dress pants could be so difficult? There are dozens of pairs of black pants everywhere, but navy is a different matter. FULL STORY

 

 

 

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I've Been Scalped

I've been scalped. You ladies know what I mean. I have a lousy haircut. My worst nightmare has come true. FULL STORY

 

 

 

 

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Selling the Entertainment Center

"Mom, I want to get rid of the entertainment center in my room. It takes up too much space and is in the way."

"But that is a nice piece of furniture. I paid a lot of money for it only 25 years ago."

"Mom, entertainment centers went out with invention of flat screen television. I donít want it. FULL STORY

 

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The Joy of Mom Jeans

I bought a pair of jeans this week. Okay, they are mom jeans. Mom jeans, in case you have been living under a rock, are not your daughter's jeans. They do not hug your hips; they are not low cut; they are not flared at the bottom to enhance your figure; they do not fit skin tight and do not have a designer label.  FULL STORY



 

 
 


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