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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life or anything else that  she finds amusing.

   She is seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport. She has written for  Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
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  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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Humor by Sheila Moss

Welcome to the website of Sheila Moss, Tennessee humorist and columnist who makes the ordinary seem extraordinary by the way the story is told. 

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The Runaway

"They hate me around here," said Misty the Cat. "I am going to run away from home. They will be sorry for not feeding me Fancy Feast." It was not long after that that Misty's human opened the door to look out. As soon as the door was cracked, the cat charged from behind and ran out into the pre-dawn darkness. FULL STORY

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Nekkid & Afeared
Senior Version

There is a TV show called "Naked and Afraid" on the Discovery Channel. On the show people are dropped off in a remote place and left for three weeks with virtually nothing except two tools, a knife, a fire starter, or whatever. The program is how they adapt and whether they are able to survive. FULL STORY

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The Kitchen Tree

People are beginning to post pictures of Christmas trees on Facebook. A few early birds even posted trees before Thanksgiving. I do not have a tree and am procrastinating the task, as usual. However, I am beginning to feel guilty about my lack of Christmas spirit. What’s wrong with me anyhow? FULL STORY

 

 

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Home Tweet Home

The frost killed all my flowers and only a few hardy survivor plants struggled in the cold winter ground. Soon, they too would yield to the cold. Winter birds scurried around the bird feeder looking for food. It was depressing to look out my window, but I had an idea.  FULL STORY

 

 

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Scarecrow Interview

Here I am, standing out in the middle of a muddy cornfield trying to interview a scarecrow. Pumpkins are more popular at this time of the year, but, unfortunately, the Great Pumpkin was not available due to a previous commitment. 
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Going Green

The main event in my life this week was signing up for a new recycling service. Yes, you heard me right – recycling -- which shows how dull my life is if trash excites me. What can I say? FULL STORY

 

 

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Hoarders' Heaven

My joy over having a clean house was short lived after cleaning the cabinets, closets, garage and anything else that was cluttered. I soon realized that the downstairs was only a minor part of the mess driving me crazy. I think I must have an obsessive-compulsive disorder. FULL STORY

 

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This Gnat is Making Me Crazy

This gnat is making me crazy Every time I sit down at the computer, this gnat flies between me and the screen, right in my face. It is really hard to type and swat at a gnat. I end up with a lot of left-handed words like sdcftfa (swat) xxsstr (swat) fdfsee.  FULL STORY

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Last Update
December 26, 2014

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