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The very unofficial
version of a columnist convention
been out of town at a convention this past week. I thought I would let you in on
my unofficial version of the "official" version.
I was on a business trip to Philadelphia to a convention of the National Society
of Newspaper Columnists. We were bribed into going with promises of cheese
steaks, column tips, and freebies.
We decided to drive instead of flying. All went well except for one place in
Pennsylvania where the Interstate was closed and we had to take a detour. My
honey saw a sign for Boiling Spring, a city with a nice duck pond in the center
of town, he said. Fortunately, the detour ended before we got to duck soup pond.
After we checked in at the hotel, I remembered leaving my purse in the car,
which honey was parking in a garage. He refused to bring my purse, saying he
wasn't walking back down the streets of Philadelphia carrying a purse.
The next morning we decided to see the sights and asked a doorman for directions
to Independence Hall. We made dozens of pictures of the old historic building.
We then found out that the building was City Hall, not Independence Hall.
We met with our group and went to the historic Pen & Pencil Club for a
How do you get a hundred journalists into tiny bar? Tell them humorist Dave
Barry is there and they will all be sucked right in.
The opening session of the conference included greetings from the Mayor,
Governor and Bill O'Reilly of FOX News Channel. We were hoping the politicians
would not get long-winded so we would have more time for Dave Barry's humor.
In the afternoon we toured the historic Battleship New Jersey. Who gives a flip
about a ship? I made pictures of the magnificent Philadelphia skyline!
We toured the real Independence Hall and saw the Liberty Bell. We couldn't get
any pictures of the crack in the bell due to all the other tourists who were
doing the same thing and wouldn't get out of the way.
Before dinner, we had a tour of the National Constitution Center and the
Constitution "Signer's Hall" with life-size bronze statutes.
"Gee, these guys are petrified! Wonder how long they have been waiting for
We rode back to the hotel in a double-decker bus. The tour guide said not to
stick arms or feet out of the bus and not to throw anything off. I was riding on
the bottom deck. I have no idea what was going on up top, but apparently they
were having more fun than we were.
The next morning brought interesting panel discussions of ethics in journalism,
research methods, and video columns before we left for lunch at a local sports
bar and restaurant. Some of the Philly's cheerleaders were there and the male
press was more interested in cheesecake than in cheese steak.
That evening the Lifetime Achievement Award was presented to Clarence Page, an
intellectual and Nobel Prize winner. The bigger they are, the nicer they are, it
seems. He was a heck of a charming fellow with a terrific sense of humor.
After the convention sessions ended each evening, we gathered at the hospitality
suite for networking and socializing. What happens in the hospitality suite,
stays in the hospitality suite.
Additional funds were raised for the NSNC Education Foundation scholarship. We
raffled off a terry cloth bathrobe rumored as stolen from the hotel-- a rumor we
Each year the organization gives a "Sitting Duck" award to a celebrity
who has made themselves an easy target for criticism by columnists. This year's
award went to Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez. As the NSNC Prez said, "We
gave it to him, but we can't remember why"
And there you have it, my unofficial take on the official take. If officially
asked, you didn't unofficially hear it from me.
Copyright 2007 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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