Sheila Moss, Humor Columnist - Humor Items and Lists

How Do You Know When You Are Fat as a Pig?
If you buy diet cola, diet dinners and jelly beans.

How to Know When You Are Older than Dirt
Playing the age card or the AARP card

A Ritual of Spring
A woman's thoughts turn to housecleaning.

Shooting the Breeze
Things you should never say to a southerner

Rx: Operation
When your body betray you.

You Know It's Spring When...
Be sure you are reading the signs right.

Facebook Syndrome: Are you Addicted?
Can you really stop?

Laws for Offices
Don't check your email.

Born Female
Blame it on your hormones.

12 Steps of Facebook Anonymous
Step 1 - Admitted we were powerless over Facebook.

10 Commandments for Elevators
Thou shalt avoid eye contact.

12 Steps for Becoming Southern
How to turn your life around

You Might Have Swine Flu If...
You only go to work to bring home the bacon

Application to be Senior Citizen
Can't be too careful these days.

Get a Haircut
Do you need someone's opinion?

Application to Retire
I want to blow this place and see the rest of the world.

The Facts About Fathers
What a father says is law and other falicies

The Truth About Husbands
There are two sides to every story.

The Truth About Women
The other side of the story.

When the Monogram on Your Purse is MOM
A good stiff drink is Slim Fast

Husband's National Anthem
My lawnmower tis of thee

Housewife's National Anthem
My kitchen tis of thee

Are You Ready for a Red Corvette?
Quiz about life in the fast lane

Murphy's Laws for Kids
Snacks are on the highest shelf

Are You a Nerd?
You might be a nerd.

It Might Be A Redneck Wedding
The weddings might be a tad different

Are You a Grouch? A Quiz
Always in a bad mood?

Murphy's Laws for Rednecks
Rednecks have problems too.

Spring Fever
Time for digging, planting, sowing seeds

Are You Ready for Vacation?
A quiz to help you decide

Redneck Calendar
Bring in the Year with Black-Eyed peas

Are You Too OLD for Theme Parks?
Senior discount without asking?

"Good Intentions" Diet Menu
Aspirin & black coffee

Rules of the Road in Tennessee
Drive a pickup truck

Laws for Little League Baseball
Murphy is at bat.

The Creation
In the beginning no Internet

Coffeepot Squeezings
Most wide-eyed bunch in town

Daylight Savings Time
The daylight wakes you up.

I'm So Middle-aged That
I'd rather sit it out than dance.

You Know You Are On a Diet When
You lick the lid of the yogurt carton

It Might Be a Redneck Wedding If...
The groom wears a bowling shirt

Tips to Beat the Heat
Avoid doing yard work.

The Cat's New Tree
Bad Kitty!

Are You Ready for Vacation?
Do you multi-task?

Battle of the Bulb
Adding lighting to your home

One Day at a Time with AT&T
Changing your internet service provider

Gaelic Blessing
May the road rise up to meet you

Too Much Thanksgiving
They ate it in 10 minutes.

You Know It's Spring When...
You're counting robins.

War on Cliches
Sir, Yes, Sir

Christmas Funnies
Santa is watching.

Twelve Days of Christmas Computing
...A brand new user ID

Trimming the Tree
My grandson always wants to be included.

The Rules for Santa's Workshop, Inc.
All elves uniforms will be green.

Life's Little Lessons About Christmas
Never buy a live Christmas Tree

Interview with Mrs. Claus
I have a bit of women's intuition.

Wish List for Santa
Santa is unique