Moss, is humor writer from Tennessee. She writes a
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People's love affair with
the telephone has been going on for longer than I can remember. In the not so
distant past, telephones were all standard black models. When you picked up the
receiver, the operator answered and you told her the number of the person you
wanted to call. If you couldn't remember the number, she probably knew it
The telephone occupied a place of prominence in the home, usually on a special
table of its own called a telephone stand, for lack of a better term. This was a
tiny desk with a matching stool that scooted underneath where you theoretically
could sit while you talked. Some homes even had
special "telephone nooks" which were built right into the wall.
In those days, telephones were often party lines. Entire neighborhoods shared
the same phone line. If you picked up the phone, someone else might be talking,
so you would hang up and wait until they finished before you could call. This
led to much snooping and "listening in" on other people's
conversations. There were not many secrets in those days.
My family once shared a line with another family that had a small child who
often took the phone off the receiver. If we really needed to use the phone, we
would go to the neighbor's house, knock on the door, and ask them to please put
the phone back on the hook so we could make a call.
Calling the operator soon became obsolete and new-fangled dials took over the
phones. Everyone had to get a new phone and learn how to use a dial. We had
funny phone numbers like TRiangle 6-7890. Eventually the phone company gave up
on words and went just to the 7 digit numbers of today.
Wall phones, another innovation, were usually located in the kitchen. Curly
cords that were 11 feet long enabled one to talk while cooking. Women cooked a
lot back then. Then in a stroke of marketing genius, phones started to come in
decorator colors and different styles. It wasn't long before you could actually buy and own your phone instead of leasing it from the phone
When push button phones came along, everyone again had to get a new phone to
keep up with technology. One phone in a home was no longer enough, and everyone
had his or her own extension. Some families had separate lines for their
teenagers, which enabled kids to tie up two phones instead of just one.
Answering machines became the newest trend and you no longer had to answer the
phone, unless it was someone you wanted to speak with. This led to much
frustration by callers who were wise to the ways of the answering machines and
yelled, "I know you are there! Pick up the phone!"
Things changed so fast after this that it became impossible to keep up with it
all. Cordless phones, caller ID, voice mail, and a slew of other services so
numerous that it takes an entire page in the front of the phone book to describe
them and a technical genius to figure out how to use them.
Shopping for a phone involves an adventure into technology that boggles the mind
with variety and complexity. The availability of different types and styles is
more than anyone can imagine, much less describe. Plan to spend a lot of time
reading about features on boxes.
Camera phones and video phones now cover breaking news. Personal cellular phones
are rapidly replacing land lines and becoming smaller every day. Technologies
are merging, with text messaging instead of voice, phone access to the Internet,
and GPS enabled phones.
It's a long shot from the old black phone on the telephone stand to the slim
pink camera phone in my purse or the Blue Tooth hanging on someone's ear. We can
scarcely remember how things used to be. Still, the old black phone did have its
advantages. It was never lost and didn't require a battery to operate.
Copyright 2006 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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