Moss, is humor writer from Tennessee. She writes a
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things that happen to everyone.
She has written for the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal,
Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
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||Where do they come from?....
Where do they come from?
oh, where do they all come from? I work during the week, and presumed
that everyone else did too. From the looks of the Interstate in the
morning going into the city, the whole world commutes to downtown.
Imagine my surprise the other day when I took a day off work and had
to make a trip to the local Wal-Mart. Everyone will be at work, I
thought. The place will be empty. I'll park at the front and run in
and grab what I need in no time.
Wrong, wrong, oh, so wrong! The place was packed! It was almost as bad
as it is on Saturday.
I was off work because I had a sick daughter. They can't all have sick
daughters! What's their excuse? Who are these people and why are they
not at work?
Well, I suppose some of them might be retired. That could explain the
older folks that I saw. Really, it didn't seem as if I saw that many
seniors, though. Who are the rest of them?
Could they be women that do not work outside the home? Housewives? But
50% of all women do work. Surely the entire population of the world
that does not work could not have decided to come to Wal-Mart at the
Maybe these people were on vacation? That's not likely. Why would you
spend your vacation at Wal-Mart? It's not like it's DisneyWorld.
Could they be home from work because they are sick? If you are sick,
why are you not at home in bed?
Who are these people?
I suppose not everyone in the world works a 9-5 job. Some people work
shift work and are off during the day. But at least a third of the
shift workers are sleeping during the day. That means only one-third
of them could even think about going to Wal-Mart at that hour.
Maybe it is people who ARE working, or supposed to be. Maybe they have
jobs flexible enough to allow them to shop while at work. Must be
nice. hope they don't run into their boss or they will have plenty of
time to shop -- maybe more than they want.
Speaking of which, I suppose some people are unemployed. I know the
unemployment rate is higher than ever. Even if you are unemployed and
don't have any money, I supposed you have to buy a few things.
Some people are disabled and cannot work. I see them riding around in
three-wheel carts. A few might be on welfare or in some sort of
government program that provides support too. Some could be college
students who are not in class all day.
Some people are self-employed and can do what they want to do.
However, unless they are buying something for the business, I still
need to question their motivation for shopping instead of working.
Maybe they are all independently wealthy and don't have to work.
Yeah, right, and that's why they are at Wal-Mart instead of Neiman
Now that I think of it, someone has to be shopping during the day or
else the stores would be closed. It must be an assortment of people
who keep the stores almost as crammed during the day as they are on
I just had the idea that no one would be there because I am never home
to see the day people, those who do not have to cram living into the
The shock of it all.
There is life out there while I am at work. The world goes right on
without me at a rip-snorting pace. They don't know I am elsewhere
slaving away and don't even miss me. They go right on living as if I
do not exist.
Come to think of it, I don't miss them either.
Copyright 2009 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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