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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner,
Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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Time Out
Oh,
joy! My grandson has gone home. So, why do I feel as if he is still
here? I hear a noise and think it is the door, and that he is running
in and out of the house again. Then I remember... it can’t be him
because he went home yesterday.
There are fingerprints on the glass in the storm door. I could have
sworn it was clean. I wipe them off and turn quickly to make sure they
do not magically reappear, like they do when he’s around.
My feet stick to the floor as I walk across the kitchen and I remember
how he spilled juice the other day. I though I had mopped it all up,
but I must have missed part of it. Little messes help me remember that
he was here.
I find a forgotten toy. Only yesterday blocks created castles, tiny
cars lined up to make a parking lot, and dinosaurs stalked the living
room. Today there is only one forgotten car lost under the edge of a
chair. The house is a house again.
The cat has returned from her hiding place under the bed, behind the
desk, on top of the hutch, or wherever it is she goes to escape the
terror of being hugged to death by a five year old. When my
grandson is here, we nearly forget we have a cat.
The house is strangely quiet. When he is around the noise never
ceases, at least until he is asleep. He talks, asks questions by the
dozens, and on the rare occasions when he cannot think of something to
say, he just makes noise. A whistle, a hum, a squeal or an
unidentified sound from the back of the throat will do -- as long as
it’s a noise.
The television set is still turned to his favorite cartoon channel. I
watch the Rug Rats, before I realize that I don’t have to watch
cartoons because he isn’t here. Thank goodness, I can watch
what I want to now!
His shoes are by the door where he abandoned them, choosing to run
around in sock feet. The house is so full of the child’s
possessions that it takes a while for him to go away entirely, even
when he is not here.
My refrigerator is well stocked with fruity-flavored drinks. The box
of chocolate breakfast cereal bars is empty. What will I do with the
extra milk in the fridge? I only drink 2% milk myself. How strange to
know that I can fix adult food again instead of hot dogs and potato
chips with ketchup.
The disk with his favorite computer game is still in the CD-ROM. Thank
goodness he didn’t try to remove it without remembering to exit
first again. I wipe fingerprints from the screen and clean the sticky
keyboard.
Why does he get everything so sticky? It’s because
he is five years old, of course. What other reason do I need?
Laughter floats in from another room... but it is only the television
set. It's nice to be able to relax, not to have to worry about whether
he is splashing water in the bathroom, sneaking cheese for the dog, or
climbing on the backs of furniture.
Yes, it really is nice to have my calm, clean house
back again. I listen to the silence, the empty silence, the cold and
empty silence, and and then I realize....
I can't wait until he comes back!
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Copyright 2008 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
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