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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner,
Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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Take Time to
Be Thankful
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, it’s time to start
thinking of a few things other than turkey that we are thankful
for. Since you probably know, but just have trouble
remembering, here is a small list of thoughts to put us all in the
mood.
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Be thankful when you are feeling down, someone else is
always worse off than you are.
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Be thankful for small things to worry about, they give us
practice for the big stuff.
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Be thankful if getting old and fat is the worse thing that
you have to worry about.
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Be thankful for laughter... as long as it doesn’t break
anything.
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Be thankful we don’t have to pay for sunrises or sunsets
as we could never afford one.
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Be thankful for having too much work to do, that’s job
insurance.
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Be thankful you are free to vote your choice... even
if there is no choice worth voting for.
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Be thankful for friends even if they are aggravating. They
probably feel the same way about you.
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Be thankful for uncertainty as it gives you more time to
make a decision.
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Be thankful when you make a mistake that you can always
blame someone else... or the dog.
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Be thankful that if you don’t have time to wait, you can
wait until you have more time.
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Be thankful when someone says you are wrong. It gives you a
chance to prove otherwise.
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Be thankful that you have right to say what you think,
especially when what you think isn’t worth saying.
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Be thankful that the best things in life are free. This
gives you more cash to spend on the other best things.
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Be thankful that if you can’t avoid making a mistake you
can at least avoid repeating it.
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Be thankful that there are always things to smile about –
even if you sometimes forget what they are.
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Be thankful for needs that are met, especially if they are
met in way different than what you expected.
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Be thankful for finishing last because you have more
opportunity to do better the next time.
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Be thankful for sticky stuff, greasy spots, and
blemishes,
they help us remember we are not perfect.
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Be thankful for stress - it motivates us to make changes.
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Be thankful there is always enough blame to go
around, so
you can share it if you need to.
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Be thankful for the fast lane; it gets the people that are
speeding off your bumper.
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Be thankful to see things as they might be instead of the
way they are.
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Be thankful for animals; they help us to remember that we
are human.
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Be thankful we don’t always get what we deserve, as what
we deserve may be worse than what we get.
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Be thankful that when you’ve seen it all and done it all,
that you don’t have do it again.
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Copyright 2000 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
E-Mail

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