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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, Daily News of Kingsport (online) and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine,
and a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com, as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her.
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Who Is That Masked Man?... |
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Who Is
That Masked Man?
"Who
is that masked man, anyway?" They always asked, as he rode off into
the sunset.
"Why, don't you know? That's the Lone Ranger!"
The William Tell overture swelled in the background as we heard him
shout, "Hi Yo, Silver, awa-a-a-y! " Is there a person anywhere
who can hear the William Tell overture and not think of the Lone Ranger?
I spent many childhood hours listening to the radio or watching TV to
hear tales of the Old West and the Lone Ranger with his faithful Indian
companion, Tonto. I would rush home from school to be sure not to miss
the program.
There were a lot of cowboy heroes back then: Roy Rogers, Gene Autry,
Johnny Mack Brown, Wild Bill Hickok and The Cisco Kid. But the greatest
of them all was the mysterious Lone Ranger.
The Lone Ranger always wore a black mask to protect his identity, and
the mask was part of his mystique. Because of this, he was sometimes
mistaken for an outlaw, but he would always set the record straight and
prove that he was on the side of law and justice.
I think the idea was to be known not for WHO he was, but for WHAT he
was.
Cowboy heroes needed suitable transportation and the Lone Ranger rode a
large white steed named Silver. I'm not sure why its name was Silver as
it seems that Whitey would have fit better, but nevertheless, the horse
was named Silver. The horse was smart far beyond normal equine
expectations and could always be counted on to gallop in and help the
Lone Ranger out of a pinch if he whistled.
The Lone Ranger was really big on silver
things. Silver horseshoes were worn by Silver, the horse, and
the Lone Ranger always used silver bullets in his gun.
According to legend, he owned a silver mine. I guess that is
how he was able to afford to ride around the countryside
hunting down outlaws instead of working.
Cowboys back then always had a "sidekick" that rode
with them. The sidekick made the coffee and beans when they
camped, held the horses while the hero fought the bad guys,
and was always eternally loyal. The Lone Ranger had a clever
companion in Tonto, who could sneak into town unnoticed and do
surveillance. The Lone Ranger could not sneak in unnoticed as
the black mask and white horse gave him away every time.
Like millions of other kids, I was completely taken in by all
of
this imaginary hype. I joined the Lone Ranger's Safety Club
and had my own card identifying me as a member. I had a
genuine Long Ranger badge and knew the secret code for
messages. I never had any bad guys or sheriffs check me out,
but I was ready if they did.
I also had a cap gun and holster with silver plastic bullets.
I
would have worn a mask as well, but it was too hot and hard to
see out of the eyeholes. I don't know how the Lone Ranger
became such a good shot while wearing a mask. The Lone Ranger
could shoot the gun right out of a bad guy's hand and never
leave a scratch.
The Lone Ranger went from radio to become a star on TV and
make movie serials, still wearing the trademark mask and
fighting against the bad guys. Nowadays we would call him a
vigilante, but in the Old West roaming the plains and looking
for outlaws to bring to justice was an acceptable occupation.
The Lone Ranger captured the imagination of a million kids,
and gave us a bigger-than-life hero with strong moral values,
something we don't see enough of now. I don't know what ever
happened to him, but I suppose he was canceled and just faded
away into the sunset before we had time to thank him, leaving
nothing behind but a silver bullet. Anything else would be
travesty.
After all, he's the Lone Ranger.
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Copyright 2006 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Humor Columnist
PO Box 198019
Nashville TN 37219
E-mail
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