Murphy's Laws of Moving
1. No matter how many boxes you have, you will
never have enough.
2. The more your friends promise to help, the more likely it is they will be
deathly ill or out of town the weekend you are moving.
3. Whatever it is that you need, it is always in the bottom of a box that has
already been taped shut.
4. Now that you are moving and no longer need it, you will always find something
you have been looking for for years.
5. The tape, the scissors, the markers and the screwdriver all know how to play
hide ‘n’ seek.
6. The thing that gets broken will always be an irreplaceable antique heirloom -
never something cheap that you didn't like anyway.
7. Regardless of long the drought has been going on, it will always rain on
moving day.
8. You will always loose your checkbook, your car keys, the remote control or
the telephone.
9. If you stay up all night packing to be ready for the movers, they will be
late.
10. No matter how large the new place is, it will shrink before you move in.
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