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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
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  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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Mid-Life Crisis....
 


Mid-Life Crisis

Middle age is when you first suspect your body of betrayal..

Middle age is when everyone else suddenly becomes younger.

Middle age is when you refuse a senior discount because you're not old enough.

Middle age is when you'd rather take a nap than go out on the town.

Middle age is when you realize there's not much time left to worry about getting old.

Middle age is when you've already seen more than you want to - several times.

Middle age is when the opposite sex doesn't seem quite as sexy anymore.

Middle age is when you notice how small the fine print is.

Middle age is when you've done it all, but can't remember if you had fun doing it.

Middle age is when you get a sneaking suspicion that you might be mortal too. 

Middle age is when it seems like there's a lot more to remember than there use to be.

Middle age is when you decide to buy that red sports car before its too late.

Middle age is when you can't see how to find your eyeglasses.

Middle age is when you'd like to have an affair, but you don't have the time or energy.

Middle age is when the chiropractor becomes your best friend.

Middle age is when your dog and your children forget who you are.

Middle age is when you decide the bathroom mirror is a liar.

Middle age is when you're positive you still remember sex.


Copyright 1998 Sheila Moss
 
 



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