Moss, is humor writer from Tennessee. She writes a
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seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport. She has written
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Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
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||ABC&D of Medicare...
ABC's and D's
now?" I thought. seeing that I had I received a letter from Social Security
in the mail. Usually when I hear from them it is because they have made an error
and either gave me too much money and I have to pay it back, or not enough
money, and they have to pay it back. You would think with all the computers the
government has, they could do better.
This time, however, they were only writing to tell me my Medicare Part B was in
effect and they would be deducting it from my check. Yes, I knew that when I
signed up. Besides, I had already received a new Medicare card in the mail,
pretty much a dead giveaway.
They also wanted to tell me I was eligible to sign up for Medicare Part D.
Medicare has more letters of the alphabet than a first-grade classroom. I
already knew about Medicare Part D, which is a good thing. If I waited for
Social Security to tell me about it, I would not have any prescription coverage
Picking a Part D provider is like playing the lottery. You pick what seems like
the best set of numbers and take your chances. Firstly, Part D is not available
from the government. Part D has to be purchased from a private provider, similar
to Part C. It may include A, B, D, Medigap and a free puppy. Okay, I was kidding
about the puppy, but they would probably figure a way to do it if it would make
you sign up with them.
When someone first becomes eligible for Medicare, the mailbox is stuffed every
day with insurance company mail trying to entice them to join their plan instead
of taking "plain old Medicare." I decided plain old Medicare was just
fine. I have no basis for comparison until I see what regular Medicare pays.
After studying the website to sign up, I was more confused than ever. Some
companies had high premiums, some had a high deductible, and some had both. I
liked the one with no deductible and a low premium. It made me wonder what was
wrong with it; however, I decided to take my chances and give it a whirl. If I
donít like it, I can change during open season. Of course, that is sort of
like getting married with the idea of getting a divorce later.
Iíve learned a lot of new vocabulary words figuring out Medicare. Before I
could sign up, I had to be sure my old insurance was credible insurance.
Credible means they pay as much as Medicare, or 80%. Another of the favorite
words for Medicare D providers is formulary. That means a list of the drugs they
will cover. Why canít they use plain English and quit using five-dollar words
that no one outside of the insurance industry ever heard of?
Meanwhile, I got a letter back from the Medicare D provider I had chosen saying
I would have to pay a penalty as long as I have Medicare for signing up late and
not having insurance for a period of 63 days. What? I signed up late because I
retired late and have a special enrollment period. I not only had prescription
coverage, I had it with the same company. I guess they do not speak to each
After returning the form they sent and a copy of my insurance card, they called
me. I missed the call so they left a message to call them. I couldnít imagine
what more they wanted. As it turned out, they just wanted to say I would not
have to pay a penalty. Iím glad they figured that out.
Now I know why everyone gets so frustrated with Medicare. Guess I win this
round. I will bandage my wounds and wait to see what's next in the healthcare
Copyright 2014 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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