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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Egyptian Series
Horus, the all-seeing
eye
The
Temple of Horus is supposed to be the second largest of the ancient
temples and the best preserved. It appears much like the other temples
-- or maybe I'm seeing so many Egyptian temples that they are all
beginning to look alike. I know the scarf and bead vendors are all
starting to look alike.
Even though I try to avoid eye contact with the vendors, one
especially aggressive person tries to become my friend by helping me
down the steps and then throwing a scarf on my shoulder saying,
"Free gift." When I don't reciprocate by going into his
shop, he follows me to the bus and wants the gift back. So much for
friendship.
To get back to Horus, he is an Egyptian god that is represented in
carvings and statues by the symbol of a falcon or by a falcon-like
head on a human body. He is also sometimes represented as the
"Eye of Horus" -- or the "all seeing eye". There
are supposed to be as many as 42 different representations of this
deity, in case you were wondering who is looking over your shoulder.
The ancient Egyptians had a god for every aspect of life and worshiped
them because they believe they would help them get through the
afterlife. Their gods all had families, a wife and a son. There were
many deities with animal features, cats, rams, crocodiles and cows.
The afterlife was important to the ancient Egyptians as it was a
journey to become like a god. I suppose they wanted to look like
animals also.
The Temple of Horus dates back to 200 BC when Egypt was under the
control of the Greeks and it has a strong Greek influence in the
architecture. Egypt has been under the control of many other countries
-- Persia, Alexander the Great, Romans, Arabs, Turks Ottoman Empire,
Napoleon, Mohammad Ali of Albania, and the British -- almost everyone
but the Egyptians, it seems. They have assimilated many different
cultures but maintained an identity of their own as well.
I woke up this morning to the Muslim call to prayer, a long, melodic
chant rendered over a loud speaker that was right outside the window.
Apparently there is a mosque nearby. We are supposed to go into the
town of Edfu on our own later this morning, but the town looks worse
than Harlem to me. I note a police tourist guard walking around the
waterfront with an automatic weapon. I'm not sure if these guards are
military or a special force of some sort. If they need automatic
weapons, why would I want to walk around on my own?
I have stomach cramps this morning anyhow in spite of being careful.
Pepto Bismo doesn't seem to help much. A fellow passenger offers me a
charcoal pill to purify my stomach like a fish tank. I swallow it
down, and hope it isn't anything that will make me grow fins. I was
very leery of the lettuce at lunch yesterday even though it is
supposed to be triple-washed and put under ultraviolet light. Lettuce
is one of the things we were told not to eat before we came. I'm now
learning about it the hard way.
I decide to pass up the trip into town due to the cramps, difficulty
of the eternal steps that must be climbed, the uneven cobblestone
walks, and the hassle of sales vendors and beggars. Honey runs off to
breakfast with the harem (what we called the all-female team also
known as the "Blue Team") and then goes into town without me. It would be
nice if he would tell me he is leaving so I would know he didn't fall
off the ship; however, I decided not to sound the man overboard alarm.
If he falls in, let the harem fish him out.
It is getting hard to keep track of the days of the week. The weather
is always the same and the days are always the same. It never rains
here. It must be terribly boring to be an Egyptian weatherman. One
fellow passenger told me when she was a child she kept track of the
days of the week because they were embroidered on her panties. Now she
keeps track by seeing what day is on her pill dispenser. I suppose if
you wear the wrong panties or skip a day of pills, you can never get
back on schedule.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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