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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Heaven Eye... |
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The Heaven
Eye
I didn’t like
it.
I ordered it over the internet and when it finally came, I didn’t like it. I
had found these necklaces with a pendant called a Heaven Eye. They were Oriental
and took their unusual name from the design that looks somewhat like an actual
eye.
“A Heaven Eye amulet will keep away the Evil Eye and bring you good luck.”
said the description. I could always use more luck, but mostly I liked the
unusual exotic design.
I had about decided on a blue-grey traditional design when I spotted one made of
rustic looking clay with the eye design scratched into the surface instead of
being molded. It was only a bead and not a necklace, but I thought I could put
it on jute string myself. So, I bid a whole 99 cents.
Naturally, I won the auction. Who else would bid on such a strange item? It was
a bargain if you didn’t consider the $7 shipping charge from China. I waited
weeks until it finally arrived… and now that it’s here, I don’t like it.
Sellers will usually return the selling price of an item, but not the shipping
charge. It wasn’t worth paying postage to return a 99 cent item to China, so I
figured I was out of luck -- what the Heaven Eye was supposed to bring me in the
first place, remember?
When I looked at the picture again I could see the imperfections in the design.
I had not looked close enough and had seen what I wanted to see instead of what
was there. I decided to write the seller and tell him I was disappointed.
I tried to be as polite and businesslike as possible, saying there were numerous
imperfections and a chip that could not be seen in the picture.
Then I received a reply email. He was sorry I was disappointed and was selling
the items cheaply to let people know about the Tibetan Buddha culture. It was
more for friendship than business, but he would return my monies.
Oh, no, why does he have to be so nice? I could picture a monk with a shaved
head sitting cross-legged, chanting and selling a few Heaven Eyes on eBay to
earn money for the poor.
Why are Chinese people always so polite?
What a jerk I am, I thought.
“I will keep the pendant as a gesture of friendship and not worry about the
small flaws. Friendship and good luck are more important than money.” I typed
back.
The front side looked pretty good and might be able to cover the chip with the
knot in the string, so I could still use it even if it was less than
perfect.
I was feeling much better when another email popped up. “If you want buy two
more items, I will combine shipping and give you $8 discount.”
That seemed like a very good deal until I thought about it. I looked at the
items and they were much nicer than the one I had ordered, but I really didn’t
need three Heaven Eyes. I had one too many already.
Besides, he was beginning to sound more like a merchant than a monk.
When you buy something you don’t need because it is on sale, are you really
saving money? I decided to pass on the offer, but I didn’t have the courage to
email him back. I didn’t want to seem rude after he had had been so polite.
I am still waiting for the pendant to start bringing me luck. I wonder if you
have to wear it or if it can bring luck from the dresser drawer?
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Copyright 2008 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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