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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner,
Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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Daddy’s Garage
Daddy
has always had an outside building of some sort. Some men
have sheds or barns, but Daddy’s private place was always a
garage. The garage was a “man place” where he could
keep his tools and automotive stuff, a place to call his own
away from the women in the family.
Daddy’s garage has tool benches that he made himself at some
point in time so long ago that the exact date has faded into
oblivion. He keeps all his tools there, hammers, saws,
screwdrivers, and gadgets that I don’t even know the name of,
much less how to use. Each one has it’s place in the
structure of his life and only he knows where it belongs.
I don’t really understand what all these tools are for, as
I’ve never known of Daddy building anything much. He
just likes to piddle, we say. When my sister and I were kids, we
would sometimes “borrow” his tools, and we always forgot to
put them back where they belonged. You would think we
would have learned to be sneaky so we wouldn’t get caught, but
we never did.
The walls of the garage are covered with old
license plates, hubcaps, bumper stickers and yard tools.
The shelves are full of ancient dusty objects. There are piles
of scrap lumber that Daddy has collected, just in case he ever
does decide to build something significant. It’s all pretty
dreadful to a woman’s prying eyes, which is probably exactly
what Daddy had in mind.
At one time, Daddy decided to build birdhouses. He did not
stop at one or even several. He built them by the dozens and
they lined the shelves on the walls of his garage. He gave
them away to family, and to people he knew and liked.
When Daddy had his heart operation, he had us take a birdhouse
to the hospital to give to his favorite nurse. I hope she
appreciated it. It meant a lot at the time because we didn’t
know then if Daddy would ever be able to build his birdhouses
again.
Daddy also built benches for a while, and we womenfolk figured
out ways to use them. I still have several of Daddy’s
benches. When everyone had a bench, Daddy started making wooden
boxes. My sister added dirt to hers and planted flowers.
I have some in the attic and I’m still trying to think of a
way to use them.
Daddy whittled and he carved out birds and other assorted wooden
objects with only his pocketknife. This particular
interest ended drastically when he cut his hand rather badly and
had to go to the emergency room two times in a row.
Daddy’s favorite craft, though, was building houses for
Christmas nativity scenes. He cut sticks and built crèches
from them. He built them year round and gave them away to
anyone who wanted one. Word got around and there was
actually a waiting list.
Daddy doesn’t make it out to the garage much any more.
He has grown older and walks with a walker. He had to give
up driving a car this year. He still goes out to his
garage occasionally, probably just to have time to himself in
his own world and to reflect in dusty solitude.
We women will never understand Daddy’s garage, and have given
up trying. There are just some things in a man’s world that
are off limits and better left alone.
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Copyright 2005 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
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