Moss, is humor writer from Tennessee. She writes a
weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny
things that happen to everyone.
She has written for the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal,
Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books. Her articles have appeared in
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Someone won the lottery again, and again it wasn't me. To win the lottery, you
have to buy a ticket. And since I didn't have a ticket, that's probably a big
part of why I didn't win --- that and the odds of losing vs. the odds of
Some people play the lottery every week. "Somebody is going to win,"
they say, "It might as well be me." Yes, that way of thinking must be
what keeps them coming back week after week after week in spite of losing.
I've never understood the allure of gambling. Obviously, I'm just not a risk
taker. It just seems silly to continue making contributions to a vice on the
outside chance that you might win. . . possibly. . . one day. . . maybe. . .
People who go to Vegas, Tunica, and Atlantic City love to gamble. "It's
just a sort of entertainment," they say. "It's fun to try to
win!" They recommend setting aside the amount you can afford to lose and
when you lose it all, it's time to quit. You just chalk it up to entertainment
expense and move on.
Then a guy who won the lottery is on TV. He tells about how he plays every week,
but can't believe that he actually won. He says he is going to pay off his debt,
quit his job, buy a new house, and travel the world.
"Gee, I'd sure like to be able to do that!"
I don't even know anyone that ever won any big money. I can't even name drop or
say I knew someone before the big windfall that changed his or her life forever.
I can't even hope their luck will rub off on me just by knowing them. Some
people have lucky numbers that they play every week. Of course, if the numbers
are so lucky, why don't they win? I suppose that choosing your own numbers is a
way of having control over something you actually have no control over at all.
My friend says that a quick pick is just as good as choosing your own numbers. I
don't think so. But it really doesn't matter who is right. We both lose. That's
the problem with gambling, the probability that you are going to lose.
I don't even want to get into the moral dilemma of whether gambling is right or
wrong as everyone has his or her own opinion about it. Those who are morally
opposed usually say it isn't so much the gambling itself, but the fact that it
can take away necessities, become an addiction, and cause you to spend money
that you don't have. These are arguments that are pretty hard to disagree with.
Of course, those who like to gamble can always justify the lottery expenditure.
Here they say it's a contribution to education since all the lottery money in
this state is spent to fund education. Soon we will have the best-educated
children in the country at the rate we are going.
So. the lottery is down to 15 million this week. My friend says that means
someone won. Some lucky person is a multi-millionaire and here I am without a
dog in the race, dragging myself to the office again this morning.
Guess that's the lure of it all: the hope, the chance, and the belief that
someone has to be the next one to hit it lucky. Maybe I should "contribute
to education" this week. Maybe I'll buy a couple of lottery tickets. Who
knows? This might be my week.
Let me see, what is my lucky number anyhow? If you don't see this column next
week, you'll know what happened. I'm in Hawaii enjoying the good life. There's
only one thing standing in the way of me winning - the laws of probability. On
second thought, maybe I'll wait until the jackpot gets bigger. If I'm going to
throw my money away, I might as well wait for a super jackpot where my chances
of losing are worth more.
Copyright 2006 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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