Moss, is humor writer from Tennessee. She writes a
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She has written for the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal,
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Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
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||Two Faces of Christmas....
Two Faces of Christmas
COOT: Keep an alphabetized list and address Christmas cards early
so they will be ready before you get busy. They can be mailed on the
first of December.
GRANNY GRINCH: I considered sending cards, but forgot to buy
them and don't keep a list anyhow. After a few years of this, I only
get cards from the dentist and plumber.
CHRISTMAS COOT: Buy Christmas wrapping paper after Christmas
when it is on sale. Store it in a plastic container so you can find it
when you need it. Nothing beats the fun of wrapping gifts in colorful
paper and placing a pretty bow on top.
GRANNY GRINCH: Are you kidding? Wrap gifts? Wrapping paper
became extinct when gift bags came into my life. Gift bags are the
best invention that Santa ever made.
CHRISTMAS COOT:Buy Christmas gifts all year long when you find
things on sale. Then you can enjoy the excitement of shopping for a
few items at the mall without being under pressure.
GRANNY GRINCH: Getting mauled at the mall in the Christmas
crunch is not my idea of fun. I order online and let Google and Amazon
do the walking.
CHRISTMAS COOT: Get the largest tree you can find and put it up
before Thanksgiving. Artificial trees can stay up longer.
GRANNY GRINCH: What I'm waiting for is a pre-lit tree that also
has the ornaments pre-attached and opens with a button, like an
umbrella. Until then my tree is getting smaller and smaller every
year. By next year it may be gone entirely.
CHRISTMAS COOT: Collectable ornaments make the Christmas tree
special. Try adding a few new ones each year. Or make your own and
personalize them. Vintage ornaments also bring back special memories
from previous holidays.
GRANNY GRINCH: Obviously you don't have a cat. I spend most of
the holiday chasing the cat out of the tree and picking up ornaments
that she has pulled off the tree and knocked under the furniture .
CHRISTMAS COOT: Play Christmas music and bake some cookies. To
really enjoy Christmas, you must get into the spirit and right mood.
GRANNY GRINCH: My Christmas spirit has been spirited away,
right up the chimney with Santa. I keep suffering though the hubbub
and hullabaloo and manage to keep my sanity, or at least some of it.
CHRISTMAS COOT: Drive around the neighborhood and look at the
outside light displays. Be sure to take the kids or grandkids.
GRANNY GRINCH: The commercialization of Christmas has ruined
it. Too many houses decorated with lights and choreographed with
music; too many stores playing Christmas carols in October; too many
Christmas commercials on television; and too many designer Christmas
trees with coordinated ornaments.
CHRISTMAS COOT: Give little hints about what you want for
Christmas so you will
be sure to get what you want. You can also make a wish list at places
Amazon, or just ask family and friends for gift cards for your
restaurant or department store.
GRANNY GRINCH: I don't want anything. I have everything I need.
The best thing
about Christmas is the Christmas candy. This year I'm giving myself a
great gift and taking off three extra days from work.
CHRISTMAS COOT: Think Norman Rockwell, and Currier and Ives.
Keep your finger
crossed and wish for snow. I LOVE Christmas! I only wish that the
season lasted longer.
GRANNY GRINCH: Think Grinch, and Scrooge. Snow would be the
last straw. All the
planning and anticipation, all the getting ready, buying gifts, all
and in a day -- it is over.
Can I take down the tree and let the cat out of the basement now?
Copyright 2011 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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