Moss, is humor writer from Tennessee. She writes a
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The Traffic of Cairo
I was warned about traffic in Cairo, I thought in terms of Chicago or
Atlanta. But the traffic in Cairo gives a whole new meaning to rush
hour. There are often no white lines in the streets and cars rush
about in a haphazard way, out bluffing each other. To wait or take
turns is unheard of, and even pedestrians are not given the right of
way but cross streets at their own peril.
Cars turn from the wrong lane as a matter of norm and u-turns are
frequent as left turns are impossible without traffic lights. Even on
the "ring road" which is similar to an Interstate, white
lines are considered mere suggestions and largely ignored as cars make
their own lanes straddling the lines between lanes of speeding
I cannot watch as we drive around the city as it is too frightening.
Many cars drive without lights at night and everyone honks horns
constantly. The traffic seems typical of the aggressive nature of the
people who push and shove to survive.
Somehow, we never have an accident, but do see one serious-looking
wreck. The numerous close calls leave the hair on my neck standing up.
Emergency vehicles drive on the wrong side of the road in oncoming
traffic -- but what does it matter. So does anyone else who wants to,
including donkey carts.
I take back every single bad thing I've ever said about traffic and aggressive driving on the interstates back home. Not in Los
Angles, not in New York, not anywhere do we have traffic in the U.S.
to compare with the traffic of Cairo. Everyone goes at the same time,
everyone has the right of way, and everyone disregards traffic laws,
if there are any.
In spite of everything, I am glad that I came. It helps me to
understand the people and the Muslim culture much more. We go to a
typical Egyptian restaurant where the food is strange to us, but good.
Egyptians cook with little meat and a lot of vegetables and spices.
Ninety percent of the country is Muslim, and they do not eat pork or
The families are close knit and are expected to take care of the males in
their families by giving a dowry and providing a place to live for
each son and his family after marriage. This may help explain the
unfinished houses and the additional stories being added. Families
live in groups and parents continue to live with children until they
are old as there is no social security system.
Education is free, we are told, even college, so modern Egyptians
are educated. English is taught as a second language in schools and
required, so most people speak at least a little English. How many
Americans speak Arabic, or are even interested in learning? Arabic
words are difficult for us to pronounce -- so we don't.
We visit an Egyptian home which is a nice and well-decorated
apartment, very clean, though the neighborhood seems bad. The family
has three sons so they must plan ahead to the time they will marry.
Both the father and mother work in their own business as interior
decorators. We are served an Egyptian meal that is very good, and
notice that there is a maid to help with the dishes.
The woman, named Cherry, wears the traditional hijab on her head and
shows the women in the group who are interested how to pin and fix a
scarf. This comes in handy later when our group has a "Dress
Egyptian" party. The Muslim women are not forced to wear a scarf.
It is a religious choice that they make. Once they decide to wear the
hijab, however, they cannot wear it one day and not the next as that
will break the commitment.
Sherry speaks English well and is very warm and friendly, like most
Egyptian people. We are not anxious to leave and face the horrible
traffic of Cairo again.
Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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