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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Carriage Ride.... |
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The Carriage Ride
Luxor
is probably the prettiest city we have seen. Cairo is dirty and ugly
with its stacks and stacks of unfinished houses. Aswan is prettier,
but still has obvious poverty. Luxor has a glamorous feel with lights
along the avenues in the trees, like white Christmas lights. There are
spotlights on the temple at night and horses and carriages carry
tourists sightseeing on cobblestone streets along the Nile River.
In Luxor our group goes for a ride in a horse and carriage, which, to
say the least, is horrifying as in spite of the beautiful appearance,
the traffic in Luxor is similar to Cairo. We are in a long row of
carriages, one couple and a driver in each carriage. My brother-in-law
said later, it was like an Amish funeral procession.
We zoom in and out of traffic between buses, taxies, cars and
bicycles, not to mention the occasional pedestrian that apparently has
little value for life. I don't know how the horses do it.
They have to literally dodge cars and mini-buses that refuse to give
an inch, whether the obstacle is machine or beast, and they still
remain calm. I'm sure they are ready for the oat bag after a day of
this. I'm about ready for the oat bag myself after one brief trip.
We are taken by carriage down back roads and alleys where tourists
seldom venture. There are shops and bazaars everywhere, selling
everything from scarves and beads to shoes and underwear. The darkened
streets are crowed with shoppers even though it is late in the
evening. It seems the people have developed the custom of shopping at
night to avoid the heat of the day. Children run beside the buggy
begging for coins. I reach in my pocket, but the driver shoos them
away.
We ask our guide later if the horses and buggies are supposed to have
the right of way. He says, "Everyone has the right of way in
Egypt." Now I know how the Amish must feel in their buggies
with traffic zooming around them. I saw only one vehicle get in
trouble for a traffic violation. It was a carriage driving down the
white line trying to pass our entire row of carriages and nearly
running down a police officer trying to direct traffic. Even so, it
was merely a shouted reprimand, not a traffic ticket.
When anyone passes us, cuts us off, pulls into line between carriages,
or fails to let us merge, our driver stands up and yells at them in
Arabic. They yell back or toot horns and both make hand gestures at
each other. It is a free-for-all with a tangle of buggies, horses, and
cars all in a competition to stay alive. If traffic was ever
frightening from our mini-bus, it is absolutely horrifying from a
horse-drawn carriage.
Our driver says our horse is named Casanova. I thought it should be
named Superhorse. I asked someone else later what their horse was
named and they said "Steve." These are truly brave steeds
with nerves of steel to endure the circumstances of their existence,
barely avoiding disaster innumerable times per hour. While humans
might have a choice in how to make a living, the horses only live to
serve.
After this little adventure, I'm certain I could never have made it in
horse and buggy days.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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