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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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Seeing Blue on eBay... |
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Seeing Blue on eBay
It
usually happens when I'm innocently looking for something and end up on eBay. I
start browsing and first thing you know I find something I simply must have. My
body takes control of my common sense and forces me to bid.
It's the fever -- auction fever. Once you decide you want something enough to
bid on it, you can't stand it if someone else bids higher than you do. To avoid
the fever, I have to not bid at all and just firmly delete an item from my watch
list so I won't be tempted.
A blue sapphire ring caught my eye. I knew it wanted me to own it. I don't even
like sapphires much. But this one was calling my name. There were other rings
that were similar, but I wanting that one -- just my size too.
And so it begins... I bid on it, and someone else bids higher. The emails from
eBay start to arrive. "Your bid has been received." I knew that. Then,
"You have been outbid."
And when you look at the website, the red flag is there "OUTBID" so
you are sure to see that you didn't bid high enough. "Don't let it get
away. Bid now."
Oh, these people have it down to a science. And when you bid as much as you can,
someone else always can bid more. And so it goes.
The only salvation is the time limit. The minutes tick away one at the time, and
the vultures set in wait so they can outbid each other at the last minute.
Instead of the green check mark saying "You are the highest bidder, hope
you win." You get the red X saying, "Sorry, you have been
outbid."
But not to worry, they have suggestions for similar items that you can bid on.
I know the ring probably isn't a sapphire and the silver probably isn't
sterling. I'm really better off if I don't win. Buying jewelry on a place like
eBay is not a very good idea.
Bids starting at only 99 cents for 14 K gold and diamonds? I don't think so.
There seems to be no truth in advertising on the Internet. They can say anything
they want. Even things that are stamped 14 K gold can be counterfeit. When
similar items sell for $300 or a thousand, I'm certain it is not real gold, much
less real diamonds.
You have buyer protection, sure, but in the end all they can do if the seller
refuses to return money is shut down the account. With my suspicious attitude,
I'm not going to win much in the cut-throat world of eBay.
But the blue sapphire continues to sing the song of the sirens.
As luck would have it, I win the ring -- a blue sapphire, or at least a blue
something. In the evil game with eBay vultures, sometimes you win and sometimes
you lose.
At first I felt a little bad for the people... until I realized there are a
dozen other rings listed just like the one I bought. And the losers are getting
consoling emails from eBay, right now saying "Sorry you lost this time, but
here are some other items that you might like."
There's always the next time... and the next... and the next.
So, if the ring is blue quartz, or glass, and not sapphire, so what. Who will
know the difference if I don't tell them. As long as an item is worth what I
paid to me, it is a good deal.
The email from eBay comes, "Congratulations, you won the item in the last
few seconds." I'm feeling pretty special until I realize that I didn't
really win
anything -- I'm buying it.
The next email from eBay is the bill.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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