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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of

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Coffeepot Squeezings....

Coffeepot Squeezings & The Workplace

We are the most wide-eyed bunch in town.

We have We have personalized coffee mugs.

We have staff meetings just as an excuse to drink more coffee

Mrs. Olsen said we should slow down.

We don't have paychecks -- we work for coffee money.

We auctioned the boss's desk to buy a bigger coffee pot.

We drink instant coffee while we wait for the regular to brew.

We send email and faxes faster than machines.

We never say "Good Morning" until the coffee is ready!

We have a special trash pickup just for coffee grounds.

Birthday celebrations are easy: cake and coffee.

Everyone's favorite gift is a coffee mug.

The coffeepot works more overtime than we do.

We come to work in the morning just to smell fresh coffee brewing.

We get high on caffeine just so we can stay awake to drink more.

The only language our computers understand is Java.

We think coffee and cigarettes are nature's energy foods.

We think coffee jitters are motivational.

We don't get busy; we get stimulated.

We don't have coffee breaks; we have caffeine fixes.

Spouses are referred to as coffeemates.

We think our coffee pot should have it's own private office.

Copyright 2000 Sheila Moss

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