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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of

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War on Cliche's....

A War on Cliché’s

We will win the war on terrorism!

Sir, yes, sir!

You know why we are going to win? 
Because we’ve got the right stuff!

Sir, yes, sir!

We are the few, the proud, the Marines!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will shoot the enemy before he shoots us!

Sir, yes, sir!

No one becomes a Marine because it’s easy!

Sir, yes, sir!

We serve a great and just cause!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will never surrender as long as we have the means to resist!

Sir, yes, sir!

We are the mightiest fighting force the world has every seen!

Sir, yes, sir!

We have better weapons, better intelligence, better training!

Sir, yes, sir!

What we’ve begun – we will finish!

Sir, yes, sir!

Obey orders and ask questions later!

Sir, yes, sir!

Your rifle is your best friend. It is your life!

Sir, yes, sir!

The enemy is no match for our superior forces!

Sir, yes, sir!

We have bombs, tanks, planes, helicopters, and missiles!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will intercept and destroy anything sent against us!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will not stop until the country is free!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will be here as long as it takes to win!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will not be intimidated by threats!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will cross the river when we get there!

Sir, yes, sir!

We will press on until the people are free.

Sir, yes, sir!

Our objective is to free the people!

Sir, yes, sir!

Our destination is the enemy.

Sir, yes, sir!

The days of a brutal regime are coming to an end.

Sir, yes, sir!

We will accept nothing less than complete and final victory!

Sir, yes, sir!

Any questions, men?

Sir, yes, sir!

After all I’ve told you about respecting authority? 
You still have a question?

Sir, yes, sir!

Okay, what is it then? What have you got to say?

Sir, the enemy has already been taken!
Sir, we are not here to fight.
We are just here to pass out water and food rations!


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