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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, Daily News of Kingsport (online) and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine,
and a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com, as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her.
He rates are guaranteed affordable. It's that easy.
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Christmas Spirit... |
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Christmas
Spirit
I
was overcome with Christmas Spirit last weekend; and wouldn't
you just know that it would happen in a toy store? I went in
just to find a small toy of some kind for my granddaughter. I
was think of buying some little outfits, but kids don't want
clothes for Christmas, they want toys.
I was having fun checking out all the toys. I had already gone
through this once at the neighborhood discount store, and
couldn't find a thing that really grabbed my attention. But, I
rounded a corner and there they were, a whole shelf of oversized
stuffed dolls, dolls that didn't talk, cry, wet or do anything
except be a doll.
Zing, Christmas Spirit hit!
I fell in love with them! I grabbed one up and headed for the
front of the store to check out. That's what I intended to do,
but then I saw that child-size set of pink luggage. Pink luggage
with ballerina slippers on it! It would be perfect for her to
pack doll clothes, take to dancing classes, or pack away
whatever other secret items a little girl has to pack.
Zing, Christmas Spirit again!
Before I made it quite to the register, I remembered that I had
intended to get blocks at the discount store, but couldn't find
any. How could they not have blocks? Every child needs blocks. I
found Lego's, Lincoln Logs, Tinker Toys, all the other building
stuff, but where are the blocks? Then I found them.
Zing, Christmas Spirit! Only two boxes left. Better get
them before they are sold out.
I didn't get a basket when I came in because I was only buying
one small toy. The blocks were so heavy that I could barely
carry them. I had to get help to get the all the stuff to the
cash register. Okay, I know I'm spoiling her, but what are
grandparents for anyhow if not to spoil grandchildren?
Now I'm just trying to figure out now how to explain to my son
and daughter-in-law why I bought these toys when she already has
too many. But they are really practical toys and durable. . .
except for the plastic luggage, which was so cute!
Three toys aren't really that many. Of course, when you add it
to what her other grandparents bring and what Santa brings, it
might seem like too many. She really is good, so Santa needs to
reward her. That's it! I'll sneak the stuff in and pretend Santa
left it. They will never know it was me... maybe. And if they
happen to figure it out, I'll just say:
Zing, Christmas Spirit! I couldn't help myself!
Then, there is also the matter of my other grandchildren.
Fortunately, Santa sent me a letter through Amazon telling me
exactly which DVD was on my other granddaughter's wish list.
That Santa is a pretty smart fellow. A good thing I didn't have
to look around with that Christmas Spirit running wild in the
toy store. No, the little outfit I got her wasn't on the list.
But, I was right there at the Children's Shop anyhow, so I just
had to take a quick look.
Zing, Christmas Spirit! It sure gets around.
Now I have only my grandson left and he has made out his own
list, so that completes my children's shopping for this year.
Everyone should be required to spend time in a toy store at
Christmas. . . just to get in the mood. Also, with enough people
pushing and shoving, maybe the Christmas Spirit will be too busy
to bother me.
Oh, heck, I enjoy giving gifts to the kids more than they enjoy
receiving them. I might as well admit it.
Zing, Christmas Spirit!
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Copyright 2006 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Humor Columnist
PO Box 198019
Nashville TN 37219
E-mail
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