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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Camel.... |
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The Day of the Camel
Today
is the exciting much anticipated day of the camel. We are going to ride to
an ancient monastery. Naturally, we have to take a boat across the
river to get to the camels. Regardless of which side of the river you
are on, you always have to cross it and walk the plank to get to shore
where you climb the required three flights of steps to get to whatever
it is that you are going to.
This time, however, it was loose sand instead of steps. Climbing in
loose sand is difficult as you take two steps forward and slide back
one. At last I made it to the camels. Even though the camels
knelt down, I wondered how I would ever get on due to their size.
However, the camel drivers just pick me up and set me in the saddle.
My camel is pretty well behaved, but some of the others are not. They
want to do their own thing or are slower than the other camels, or
stop to eat bushes.
The camel drivers eventually drag and whip the camels up the hill to
the monastery, which turns out to be in ruins. There are more narrow
stairs of rough stone to climb and more cobblestones to trip over.
After the tour, we have to decide whether to ride camels back to the
boat and walk to a home in the village or ride the camels to the village. Why walk when you can ride -- even
on a camel?
The guide decides I am unable to ride alone, I guess, after my walking
in the loose sand fiasco and my trouble with the steep stairs, he is
afraid I will fall off. He has one of the camel drivers ride with me,
double. So, here I go off across the Sahara desert on a camel with an
Egyptian camel driver. He doesn't speak much English, which makes us
even as I don't speak much Arabic. It is all very quaint and charming
except for the camel driver's cell phone ringing and the smells. I
don't know who smells worse, the camel, the driver, or me.
Anyhow, he drives the camel and I hold on for dear life. All goes well
until we get to the village and the camel driver decides to take me
down the alley by a stone wall to get to the house where we are going.
The camel cuts a corner too close and catches my foot on the corner of
the brick wall. I scream. I think my foot is broken. Fortunately, it
is only scrapped and bruised, but it hurts for the rest of the day.
What's one more inconvenience among so many?
I see my sister walking down the hill instead of riding and her
driver is leading the camel. I find out later that her camel is "in
training" and only likes going up hills, not down. They have to
force him to go down and he stumbles along so she probably would fall
off if she was riding on it.
After happily leaving the camels behind, we visit a Nubian home in
the village where an entire extended family lives in one house. The
Nubian people live in the southern part of Egypt and are somewhat
darker skinned than the northern Egyptians. They served us the
traditional hibiscus tea. The home is impoverished by our standards
and makes me think of all we have and do not always appreciate. They
have so little and yet seem happy.
We walk about half a mile back to the boat through alleys, streets and
bazaars. Where is your camel when you need it? The children follow us
and beg for coins. They are pitiful and yet so charming. An old woman
dressed in black holds out her quivering hand for coins.
While people in cities seem to have a fairly comfortable existence
according to their standards, those in the villages live a bare
minimal existence much like people did hundreds of years ago. I wonder
how I can ever complain about anything when I have so much and they
have nothing.
The eyes of the old woman still haunt me.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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