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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
Humorists.com
  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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I donít have BAD Hair Days!  I have BIG Hair Days!



My hair is so big that it gets tangled up with my eyelashes.

My hair is so big that I had to buy a car with a sunroof.

My hair is so big that it stays up all night while Iím sleeping.

My hair is so big that I need a wide-angle lens for my photos.

My hair is so big that I need a time management plan when I comb it.

My hair is so big that Country Music Stars are jealous.

My hair is so big that my friends think Iím both of the Judd sisters.

My hair is so big that I have to sit on the back row in the movies.

My hair is so big that my cat hisses at it.

My hair is so big that I had to open a charge account to buy shampoo.

My hair is so big that I brush it with a fuzz buster.

My hair is so big that I blow-dry it with the ceiling fan.

My hair is so big that I skateboard without needing a helmet.

My hair is so big that my beautician took out disaster insurance.

My hair is so big that a windstorm can turn it inside out.

My hair is so big that I need K Y jelly to wear a hat.

My hair is so big that my wallet-sized pictures are 8x10.

My hair is so big that it has more body than Dolly Parton.

My hair is so big that it doesnít wave, it whitewater surfs!

My hair is so big that I bully it instead of teasing it!

 


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