My hair is so big that it gets tangled up with my eyelashes.
My hair is so big that I had to buy a car
with a sunroof.
My hair is so big that it stays up all
night while I’m sleeping.
My hair is so big that I need a
wide-angle lens for my photos.
My hair is so big that I need a time
management plan when I comb it.
My hair is so big that Country Music
Stars are jealous.
My hair is so big that my friends think I’m
both of the Judd sisters.
My hair is so big that I have to sit on
the back row in the movies.
My hair is so big that my cat hisses at
it.
My hair is so big that I had to open a
charge account to buy shampoo.
My hair is so big that I brush it with a
fuzz buster.
My hair is so big that I blow-dry it with
the ceiling fan.
My hair is so big that I skateboard
without needing a helmet.
My hair is so big that my beautician took
out disaster insurance.
My hair is so big that a windstorm can
turn it inside out.
My hair is so big that I need K Y jelly
to wear a hat.
My hair is so big that my wallet-sized
pictures are 8x10.
My hair is so big that it has more body
than Dolly Parton.
My hair is so big that it doesn’t wave,
it whitewater surfs!
My hair is so big that I bully it
instead of teasing it!
