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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of

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A few columns have become perpetual
favorites with readers

Puppy Love      
But she is only a pup.

Car Talk
Half of the people surveyed talk to their car.

Never Feed a Stray Cat
You can't have that cat!

Dear IRS
I have received your letter.

12 Steps for Becoming Southern
Admit you are in Dixie

A Boy's First Frog
Can I keep it?

Chat with the Dog
I hope you will pay attention.

The Gift Card
America's most wanted gift.

Home Alone
A strange dog was in the garage.

Gaelic Blessing
May the road rise up to meet you.

Playing the Comb
I've never been very musical.

To the Complaint Department
Without arrows Cupid is powerless

Letter to the Car
Dear Car, Can we talk?

Murphy's Laws for Mothers
The truth about mothers

 Used Car Deal
My daughter needed a car

The Big Screen Dream Machine
I've never seen a TV so big

Chocolate Chip Cookies
A cooking disaster explained

Murphy's Laws for Moving
If it can get lost, it will

Mid Life Crisis
I can't be getting older

The Great Pumpkin Test
Making a Jack-o-lantern

Invisible Snow
The city must be buried.

High School Reunion
They are all so OLD!

Getting Nailed
A passion for fashion

How to Spoil a Grandchild... 
In one easy lesson

The Ego Car
I think it was Corvette Fever

Invasion of the Dandelions
How do you get rid of 'em

The Vegetable Garden
We dreamed of tilling the soil.

Interview with a Turkey
Do keep a positive attitude?

New Car or New Toy
The I-want-a-new-car gleam

Super Shopping
Why not fantasy shopping leagues?

Greased Lightening
Flunking Grandma 101

Tennessee Aquarium
I've never seen so many fish

The Singing Bird Clock
How do you turn it off?

I Want to go Back to the Fifties
And dance to rock & roll

Confessions of a Couch Potato
The art of catching Z's

A Good Car
Can you just change the oil?

Eluding The Bug
Is everyone sick but me?

The Grocery Store Police
Please don't squeeze the tomatoes

Hillbilly Eye for the Northern Guy
Parody of a TV show

Twelve Easy Steps for Wrapping Perfect Gifts
Wrap beautiful packages

Interview with Father Time
What time is it?

Attack of the Butterfly
I've never seen one so big!

SpamWham! �
Get rid of unwanted email

Britney Booted
Sorry, she isn't southern

The Fried Turkey Tale
Before it is too late!

Born Yesterday
Computer fraud is rampant

Daddy's Garage
A private "man's place"

I wish I was in bed

How I Leaned to Type
It's called a manual typewriter

 The Shoe Carnival
Shoe shopping will never be the same

The Humor Dentist
His office is in a different dimension

Mule Day
I've never seen so many mules

I Hate Football
So...I was at the game... so what?

Granny Makes Pudding
Pudding the old-fashioned way

The Babysitter
I didn't know she was spoiled

I Don't Do Mornings!
I only wish they did come so early.

Easter Eggs Grandma's Way
We are going to dye REAL eggs.

I don't have BAD hair

Hurry Up!
People always in a hurry

NFL Fever
Football widow time again

Pep Talk
The Coach motivates the team

The Silver Dynamo
How to buy a used car



Copyright 2006 Sheila Moss

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