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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport, Griffin Journal and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
Southern
Humorists.com as well as a founder of the Southern Humorists writers
organization and this website, Humor
Columnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Egypt Series
Abu Simbel
Wow! What a day. We get up before the crack of dawn for breakfast and a three
hour ride to see the ancient temples at Abu Simbel, the highlight of
the trip as far as I'm concerned. On the way we stop to see dawn crack as the
sun rises on the Sahara Dessert. Another time we stop to look at a mirage which
appears to be water in the distance, but is only a reflection in the sun's heat.
Abu Simbel is actually two temples build by Ramses II in honor of Queen
Nefertiti. The statues in front are 25 meters high, however much that is. The
temple was built more as an impressive tribute than as an actual temple of
worship. The hieroglyphics inside are especially outstanding.
Our guide told us that there are people who still believe in the power of the
ancient Egyptians and who come to chant and draw energy from the temple.
On the three hour road trip there and back, I am surprised by the number of
times our bus is stopped at roadblocks and papers checked by police.
It seems that every time you cross a zone you have to identify yourself and your
reason for being there. I can't imagine why it matters as there is nothing there
but sand as far as you can see in every direction. The Sahara is a serious
dessert.
It is very strange to have armed guards stopping us as in America we are used to
being able to drive coast to coast or anywhere we want to go. It really makes me
understand more the meaning of "police state" and appreciate the freedom we
have and take for granted.
At one point we are stopped by radar police who have set a speed trap in the
middle of nowhere. I honestly don't know why speed matters as there is nothing
to run into, not even a cactus. It is the most barren wasteland I've ever seen.
But, apparently they have a speed limit. It's okay to drive straddling the white
line, on the wrong side of the road, and without headlights at night -- just
don't speed.
We wonder if everyone on the bus is going to jail. Our security guard, who is in
plain clothes and follows us or goes with us everywhere we go, convinces the
police not to give us a ticket and thanks them with bottles of cold water. What
a place!
I see some concrete buildings with a wall around them at one spot in the middle
of the dessert. It is marked "military installation do not take photos". The
presence of police everywhere is very noticeable. They wear black uniforms and
berets and carry big guns. In some places they have machine guns which I'm
certain are loaded. There are so called "tourist police" at every tourist
spot.
The police never hassle us or ask to see passports as long as we are doing what
we are suppose to do, sightseeing and spending money on beads and scarves.
The bead vendors and postcard salespeople are constantly waving their wares in
our faces at every place we go. I finally weaken and get taken in by a scarf
vendor. I like the scarf, but it is too much. The further away I walk, the lower
the price becomes. Finally, it gets so low that I can't resist, so I stop and
buy it.
Some of the crafts are actually quite nice but the aggressive sales techniques
are not what Americans are used to and learning to bargain is an adventure of
its own.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
Nashville, TN 37219
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