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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of

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Just Plain Sarah...

Just Plain Sarah & GI Joe-the-Plumber

Presenting… the newest fashion doll, the Just Plain Sarah designer fashion doll.  

The Just Plain Sarah doll is highly collectable and destined to become a classic.  Her long black hair, with short blond roots, can be styled in various ways, from a classy beehive up do, to a sexy longer look, complimented by flirty bangs that are glued to her forehead. 

Pull Sarah’s string and see her wink and say, “You betcha!”

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The Just Plain Sarah designer fashion doll is recommended for adults only due to the numerous small parts that could be a choking hazard.  It may be displayed on the musical stand that plays “Hail to the Chief” and cannot stand alone.

The perfect companion piece to delight collectors is the GI Joe-the-Plumber action figure.  GI Joe-the-Plumber comes outfitted for his mission in denim coveralls with detailed accessories that include a shiny tool box, a plunger, and a slinky plumber’s snake.  

Also available are GPS system, flash light, gear belt, assorted pipe wrenches and a buyer’s guide for the small business entrepreneur. Other available options include a plumber’s license, past due tax bills, and a voter registration card, which may not have his name spelled correctly. 

You will love pulling the string on the GI Joe-the-Plumber action figure and hearing him say, “Sorry, but I’ll have to knock out that wall to fix the leak.”

GI Joe-the-Plumber is a limited-edition action figure icon, and the supply of this model is expected to run out after about 15 minutes of fame.  Joe comes without additional wardrobe options in order to avoid the necessity of immediate decision making.  

Sure to become a favorite that will not track mud on your carpet when repairing pipes or pumping the septic tank, this action figure is suitable for all ages.  It comes without a stand and can be leaned in any direction.  

Priced at only $50, plus labor and parts, it comes with a coupon for 10% off your next hot water heater purchase and installation.

Copyright 2008 Sheila Moss

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